Me: Ahhhh!!! *smash* Michael: Mom! What? Are you ok? Me: Yeah, just a big spider. Don't worry. Michael: A daddy long leg? Me: No. It was bigger. Michael: A grandpa long leg? Add Comment Michael: Mom, if you kiss bad guys does it make you a bad guy? Me: No. Why? Michael: Because I had a dream that I kissed a bad guy and my eye got all red and then I was bad. Me: Well that's a silly dream! What are you doing kissing bad guys? Michael: I didn't know she was bad! I just thought she was a hot blonde girl! (I'm in for it. He's not even 7 yet! Oy.) Kaylee: Mom, I don't like Care Bears anymore. Me: Why? Kaylee: Cause they are fat. Me: They are not fat, they're bears. They're supposed to be cute and chubby. Kaylee: But they are fat! Me: They're not fat, they're bears. Bears look like that. Kaylee: THEY. ARE. FAT! Me: They. are. BEARS! Kaylee: *eyeroll and big sigh* (cause I'm obviously NOT getting it) To the tune of "Happy Birthday": "Happy Mother's Day, Mo-om. Happy Mother's day, Mo-om. I just love you and wanna keep yooouuu... longer than you'll survive.... Happy Mother's Day, Mo-om." - Michael Me: Kaylee, what are you doing? Kaylee: You DON'T want to know. Michael: Hey Mom, did you ever think about this? How did the VERY FIRST person get here? Like the very first person EVER? Me: I don't know... Michael: It's weird, right?? "WHOA, mom. That girl is totally hot. I'm gonna marry her, yes I am." - Michael Mom, I have soap in my FRICKEN eye!! - Kaylee | Who Am I?I'm just a girl trying to survive single motherhood in Nashville, Tennessee. I work from home and I'm happy to tell you how. Email me at jessrgreenwood@gmail.com. I also sing and I write. I'm a hair and make up artist. I try my best to eat healthy and raise my kids the "natural" way. Whatever that means.
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